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there are 9 things hidden on this page. we are not telling you what they are. (ok one hint: the sherif hates arrows). click the box to see your list.

the story (real)

ok so listen. in like 1190 something there was a guy in england and he lived in a forest and he had a bow and he would take money from the rich guys who where riding thru the forest and he would give it to the poor people in the village. everyone loved him. the sherif hated him. classic.

fast forward. 1991. sega releases a game about a blue hedgehog who runs thru a GREEN forest zone collecting GOLD RINGS and destroying a fat rich man's machines. hmm. ok. sure. coincidence.

fast forward again. 2008. a man from chicago gets elected on the promise of redistribution. the media literaly called him robin hood. google "obama robin hood" go ahead ill wait. they made cartoons of him in the green hat. THE GREEN HAT.

2013. a stock trading app launches. what do they call it. ROBINHOOD. what is the logo. A GREEN FEATHER. what happened in 2021. the little guys took money from the hedge funds. (hedge. HEDGEhog. wake up.)

2021. dog coins. the inu. every single one of them promises the same thing: we take from the whales, we give it to the holders. same guy. same mission. 800 years. he just keeps coming back with a different skin because we keep not getting it.

so we made the token. we put all 5 of him in the name because we refuse to choose. RobinHoodObamaSonic10Inu. and the 10 is in there because of the rings. and because of the tax. and because of the other thing that we can not talk about publicly.

the passing of the bow (oil on canvas, artist unknown, hangs in a Denny's in Ohio)

page 10 of the manuscript. i cropped it bad sorry. u can still see the ring

the evidence (undeniable)

i spent 40 hours on this. my girlfriend left. worth it. everything below is catalogued. do not scroll past the carving.

the board, i added more string last night

the arrow is gone again, ninth time — **EXHIBIT 01 — THE HERALD.** "THE ARROW IS GONE AGAIN." ninth time in living memory. council blames vandals. read the small print under the photo: the welder **refuses to fit a tenth**. he wont say why. a man whose entire job is welding will not weld this.

a new ballad of robin and the tenth arrow — **EXHIBIT 02 — THE BALLAD.** a 1600s printed broadside. real format, real printer's mark. and there in the fourth verse, in the original spelling: **"The firft nine arrowes flew apace... but the tenth ftill tarry behind."** four hundred years ago. and two lines later, i promise you, **"the Hedge-hog"**. it is in the ORIGINAL TEXT.

feather trademark 2012, claim withdrawn see file 7C — **EXHIBIT 03 — THE FILING.** a registered trademark for **a stylised feather**. "The mark consists of a stylised feather." dated **2012**. robinhood was founded in **2013**. someone registered the feather **a year before the company existed** and then the conflict field got stamped CLAIM WITHDRAWN — **SEE FILE 7C**. we have been in drawer 7C. we have been in there.

nine times the arrow was taken — **EXHIBIT 04 — THE PLAQUE.** cast bronze, bolted to a wall, paid for by public subscription. "ON THIS SITE, NINE TIMES, THE ARROW WAS TAKEN. AND NINE TIMES IT WAS PUT BACK. **THE TENTH IS NOT COMMEMORATED HERE.**" and then look at the bottom. **the date has been chiselled off.** someone paid a mason to remove a year.

misericord carving with archer and hedgehog — **EXHIBIT 05 — THE CARVING.** a misericord — the carving hidden *under* a church choir seat, where only the carver and god are supposed to look. an archer. a fat man in a chain of office **falling backwards**. a hedgehog at the boot. and an X cut into the corner. this was made by a man in the 1400s who was never expecting to be believed.

famous returns, a series of ten — **EXHIBIT 06 — THE CARD SET.** "FAMOUS RETURNS — A SERIES OF TEN." no.1 THE OUTLAW. no.5 THE ORATOR. no.7 THE RUNNER. no.9 THE MERRY MEN. and **no.10 is blank.** printed blank. they printed a blank card and numbered it and shipped it in packets to children. **they were holding a slot.**

royal mail the returns series of ten — **EXHIBIT 07 — THE STAMPS.** ten stamps. all green. the archer, the oak, the bow, **the feather**, the dog, **the hedgehog**, the horn, the coin, the hooded crowd — and **the tenth is empty**. royal mail issued a sheet with a blank stamp on it. that is a printing error that costs a fortune and nobody pulled the run.

slide 10, the shewing of the arrow, not for public lecture — **EXHIBIT 08 — SLIDE 10.** a victorian magic lantern slide, hand-tinted. the archer at the propped-up oak. handwritten label: "THE SHEWING OF THE ARROW — **not for public lecture**." they had a slide and they were specifically instructed **not to show it to a room**. and at the bottom of the frame, in the grass, **him.**

chapter 10, the outlaw who would not stay dead — **EXHIBIT 09 — CHAPTER 10.** a 1970s school history textbook. "THE OUTLAW WHO WOULD NOT STAY DEAD." **chapter ten.** and some kid has written **AGAIN** five times down the margin — *five* — circled the 10 twice, drawn a hedgehog, labelled it, and written "ask mr hollway about the FEATHER". a child got there before all of us and nobody listened to him because he was nine.

find 10 sherwood not declared — **EXHIBIT 10 — THE FIND.** "FIND 10 / SHERWOOD / **NOT DECLARED**." fourteen coins came out of that soil. thirteen are corroded to green mush. one came out **clean**, after eight hundred years in the ground, with a profile and a numeral X on it. and the finder did not report it, which is a crime, which means he decided prison was the better option.

the tenth arrow, est 1190 rebuilt 1991 — **EXHIBIT 11 — THE SIGN.** a pub. an actual pub, with actual customers, called **THE TENTH ARROW**. and painted on it in gold: **EST. 1190 — REBUILT 1991.** those are two of our five dates. on a pub sign. and at the archer's feet, painted by a signwriter who was presumably just told what to paint — **a hedgehog**.

the witness did not answer the question, day 10 — **EXHIBIT 12 — DAY 10.** a court artist's sketch. green hedgehog in the box, paw up, under oath. fat man with a star pin at the prosecution table. eleven hooded figures in the gallery. the artist has written along the bottom, in his own hand: **"THE WITNESS DID NOT ANSWER THE QUESTION — day 10."** he never does. that is the entire point of him.

and the ones that dont need a picture:
exhibit A: the green hat.
exhibit B: the feather.
exhibit C: the rings are GOLD and there are TEN of them per life.
exhibit D: nobody has ever seen barack obama and sonic in the same room
exhibit E: sherwood. SHER-WOOD. robinhood's parent media firm is literaly named Sherwood Media. LOOK IT UP. i am not making this up. i am not well but i am not making this up.

twelve exhibits. one blank card, one blank stamp, one chiselled date, one withdrawn claim, one slide you're not allowed to project, one welder who wont weld. every single gap in the record is in the same place. its always the tenth. and then theres the ten that are just plainly, checkably real.

the five returns

he has come back five times. not five people. five versions. every time the same job, every time a different costume, every time we clap and then we sell. this is not a theory. this is a pattern and you can check every single row of it.

1190 THE ARCHER

forest. bow. hood. takes from the rich guys on the road, hands it out in the village.

tell: the green. the hat. the feather.

1991 THE BLUE ONE

runs thru a GREEN forest zone, collects GOLD RINGS, wrecks a fat rich man's machines. sega called it a game.

tell: 10 rings or you die. hedge-HOG.

2008 THE ORATOR

chicago. elected on redistribution. the actual news actual literally called him robin hood. in the actual green hat.

tell: "spread the wealth around." he said it on camera.

2013 THE FEATHER

an app. named ROBINHOOD. logo is a green feather. 2021 the little guys take money off the hedge funds with it.

tell: parent company is named Sherwood. hello???

2021 THE DOG

the inu. every dog coin makes the exact same promise: take from the whales, give to the holders. every single one.

tell: none of them knew why they were saying it.

NOW THE TENTH

all five names on one ticker. we refused to choose. thats the point. thats why the name is stupid long.

tell: youre reading this.

i made this on butcher paper and my roommate asked me to take it down. i did not take it down.

the math (dont look away)

every line below is a thing you can check yourself with a calculator in about 4 seconds. i checked them all. twice. one of them i had to throw out and i left the corpse in so you know im honest.

ROBIN = 5 letters. OBAMA = 5. SONIC = 5.
5 + 5 = 10. and theres THREE of them, so you can get there twice and have one left over. one left over. remember that.
2008. 2 + 0 + 0 + 8 = 10. the year he came back as the orator. do that on your phone right now.
1991. 1 + 9 + 9 + 1 = 20. thats two tens. and 1991 is a palindrome — same forwards and backwards. he was arriving and leaving at the same time.
2021. 2 + 0 + 2 + 1 = 5. the fifth return. the year of the fifth return sums to five. hello?
1991 − 1190 = 801 years. 8 + 0 + 1 = 9. nine arrows.
2013 − 2008 = 5. the gap between returns is the number of returns.
2021 − 1991 = 30. three tens. back to back to back.
now reverse 1190. you get 0911. i am not saying anything. i am just turning a number around.
~~SHERWOOD = 8 letters + ROBINHOOD = 9 letters = 17~~ — this one doesnt work. 17 is nothing. i am leaving it in. a man who only shows you the hits is a sherif.
1,000,000,000. thats a 1 followed by nine zeros. nine zeros is nine rings. nine rings is nine arrows, fired. and the 1 standing in front of them, on its own, not spent — thats the tenth. thats the one in the tree.
10 rings = one life. 10 fingers. 10 toes. 10 commandments. its not subtle and it never was.
HEDGEHOG contains HEDGE. hedge funds. 2021. i need everyone to be normal about this.
ARROW = 5 letters. BOW = 3. 5 + 3 = 8. plus the 2 hands you need = 10.
green = forest = money = the feather = the hat. one colour, five returns.
DOG backwards is GOD. i didnt want to include this one. it kept being true.

i showed this to a math teacher and he said "these are coincidences" and i said yeah thats exactly what youd say.

the supply is the whole story written as a number. the launchpad picked it as a default. they did not know. thats the part that keeps me up.

$the board$

i borrowed a classroom. i was asked to leave the classroom.

the tree & the tenth arrow

ok this is the part where you either get it or you dont. in sherwood forest there is a tree called the major oak. its a thousand years old. its real, its on google maps, go look at it right now.

in 1975 they built a fence around it. they said it was "to protect the roots". brother. its a TREE. it survived a thousand years of everything and then suddenly in 1975 it needs a fence and a guard and a sign.

ask yourself: why do you fence a tree. you dont fence a tree. you fence a thing that is IN the tree.

robin fired nine arrows at the sherifs men. nine. the tenth one he never fired. he put it in the oak and he said the line they cut out of every version of the story you were ever told:

"this one is for the man who does not run."

(they moved it to a museum in 2009. it says OWNER UNKNOWN on the plaque. the fence is still there. what is the fence still doing there.)

my uncle took this in 1975. he doesnt want to talk about it anymore.

"ON LOAN. OWNER UNKNOWN." ON LOAN FROM WHO

know your enemy: the sherif

he has a nameplate. HEAD OF ORDER FLOW. i want to go home.

the sherif is not a person. thats the mistake everyone makes. the sherif is a job, and there is always somebody doing it.

in 1190 he collected the taxes. in 2008 he got the bailout. in 2021 he turned off the buy button. SAME. JOB. he wears whatever gets him in the room.

how to spot a sherif in 2026:
— says "reduce your risk"
— says "take profit here"
— has a laser eye pfp AND a job
— asks what the utility is
— uses the word "exit liquidity" out loud
— sells

if you sell, you are not a victim of the sherif. you are applying for the position. and the worst part is they always give it to you.

field notes from sherwood

i keep a log. its not for you its for me. but fine.

DAY 1 — 03:41 had the idea. wrote the name down on a napkin. name was too long. kept it.

DAY 2 — 14:02 showed my brother the timeline. he said "so its just a coincidence" and then went quiet for a long time and then said "wait why IS it called sherwood".

DAY 4 — 23:58 first jeet. sold at 1.4x. i have his wallet. i am not doing anything with it. i am just going to have it.

DAY 5 — 06:15 made 40 memes. slept 0 hours. the hedgehog is starting to feel like a coworker.

DAY 6 — 19:30 someone in the chat spelled ROBIN on a ouija board on stream. i am not saying it was real. i am saying i watched it and then i went for a walk.

DAY 7 — 02:11 a guy DMd offering "marketing services, 5% of supply". told him we have 0% of supply. he said thats not possible. he genuinely could not process it. sherif behaviour.

DAY 8 — 11:47 girlfriend left. she said "its a hedgehog". she never understood the hedge part.

DAY 9 — 04:04 found the museum photo of the arrow. plaque says OWNER UNKNOWN. sat on the kitchen floor for a bit. we are so back.

DAY 10 — 00:00 ten. its always ten. i am going to go do a normal thing now. (i did not go do a normal thing)

the prophecy (page 10, partial translation)

from the manuscript. middle english, badly damaged, my mate liam did the translation and he did one year of latin so hes basically an expert.

and he shal come agayn in the yeer of the [torn]
not in maile but in the blewe skyn, and he shal renne
and he shal gadre the ten rynges of gold in the grene wode

and he shal come agayn in the tounge of the west,
and speke of the sharing out, and thei shal love hym,
and thei shal [illegible — water damage] hym anon

and he shal come agayn as a fether, and put a bowe
in the hond of every povre man, and the shirreve
shal close the dore, and the povre man shal remembre

and he shal come agayn as a hound, and no man
shal understonde the hound, and yet thei shal folwe

and on the tenthe tyme he shal not chaunge his skyn at al
but wear alle fyve at ones, that ye may not mistake hym

and thanne it is not up to hym.
[remainder of page 10 is missing]

the ceiling. the glove. the ring. the 10. painted 1512. i have questions and no one will take them.

relics & artifacts (the collection)

every one of these is real. i mean. they exist. i have them. some of them i made. its complicated.

the supper — the last supper (restored 1789). count them. count the guys.

hieroglyphs — egypt. 2000 BC. thats a bow, thats a hedgehog, thats a dog, and thats TEN CIRCLES.

"НЕ БЕГИ" = "DO NOT RUN". even the soviets knew. thats the whole ideology.

arcade — bowling alley in ohio. OUT OF ORDER SINCE 2011. nobody knows who put it there.

yearbook — "ARCHERY CLUB. MOST LIKELY TO REDISTRIBUTE." and look who's next to him. LOOK.

ouija — it spelled ROBIN. then it went to the 10. then my cousin left the house.

missing — this was on a pole near my flat. i did not put it there. i want that on record.

ransom — came thru the letterbox. no stamp. "WE ARE NOT GIVING IT BACK."

energy drink — gas station, 69 cents, "NOT FOR SHERIFS". i bought all of them.

polygraph — they asked him if he would sell. TEST INCONCLUSIVE. 04:11.

1994. my mums side. nobody in my family will discuss this photo with me.

billboard — junction 10. nobody bought this. nobody billed anyone. it is simply there.

the fusion — THE FUSION. i drew this in one sitting and i do not remember the sitting.

tokenomiks

thing	number	why
supply	1,000,000,000	a 1 and nine zeros. nine rings fired, one arrow held. we did not choose this number.
tax	1%	thats the launchpads fee. every coin there pays it. we dont add anything on top.
team allocation	0	we are not the sherif
presale	none	we are NOT the sherif
liquidity	on the curve	we dont hold it. we cant pull it. sleep well.
roadmap	go outside	thats the roadmap. thats the whole roadmap.

thats it. thats the tokenomics. we are not doing a pie chart, we are not doing a "phase 3: strategic partnerships", we are not doing a vesting cliff. we have a bow and a laminator.

the only thing that matters is the thing thats mattered for 800 years: the guy who runs sells to the guy who doesnt. robin didnt have a whitepaper either. he had a forest and a very specific attitude.

ARROWS ONLY GO UP. we know thats not how charts work. we are saying it anyway. say it back.

thats the tokenomics. thats the actual tokenomics.

i made this at 4am and i stand by every pixel of it

how 2 buy (for the boomers)

STEP 1. get a wallet. phantom, metamask, whatever. write the 12 words on PAPER. not in your notes app you animal.

STEP 2. put money in it. yes real money. yes your money. no we cant do it for you.

STEP 3. copy the CA from the box at the top of this page. ONLY FROM THIS PAGE. if a man in your dms gives you a CA that man is the sherif.

STEP 4. swap. slippage 3, or 5 if its moving. if someone tells you to set it to 20 that person is robbing you.

STEP 5. close the app. go outside. touch a tree. do not look at the chart for 6 hours. this is not a strategy this is a lifestyle.

STEP 6. do NOT sell. i cant put this any plainer. the entire lore of this coin is about a man who does not run. dont be the guy in the meme. we WILL make a meme of you.

this man sold at 2x. he now works for the sherif. do not be this man.

copy paste this everywere

select all, ctrl c, go forth. spam it in every chat u are in. this is how we spread the forest.

i dont think you guys understand what $ROBIN actually is.

robin hood took from the rich and gave to the poor. obama promised to
redistribute. sonic collects the rings and destroys the rich mans machines.
robinhood let the little guy squeeze the hedge funds. the inu coins are
where the little guy went afterwards.

it is the SAME EVENT happening over and over for 800 years and every time
we miss it because he changes the outfit.

this time he put all the outfits in the name so we could not miss it.
RobinHoodObamaSonic10Inu.

1% tax (the launchpads, not ours). no team bag. no presale.
no vesting, no unlocks, no treasury. we have a laminator.

the mechanism is the same one its been for 800 years:
the guy who runs sells to the guy who doesnt.

there is a tenth arrow and it is still in the tree. look it up.
the major oak. nottingham. they fenced it off in 1975.
ask yourself why you fence a tree.

i am not selling. ever. see you in sherwood.

THINGS I NOTICED (i am fine)

- robinhood's parent company is called SHERWOOD. real. look it up.
- robinhood's logo is a FEATHER. green. robin hood wore a green FEATHER.
- sonic runs thru GREEN HILL ZONE. a forest. collecting GOLD.
- the enemy in sonic is a FAT RICH MAN with MACHINES.
- the enemy in robin hood is a FAT RICH SHERIF with TAXES.
- hedge funds. HEDGEhog. hedge. hog. the hog eats the hedge.
- obama = 5 letters. sonic = 5 letters. robin = 5 letters. 5+5 = 10.
- there are 10 letters in "sherwood10" and thats not a real word but still.
- 2008 crash. 2008 obama. sonic unleashed 2008. coincidence? 3 things?
- the shiba inu is a GUARD DOG. who guards the forest? THE DOG.

anyway $ROBIN. dont buy it. or do. im not a financial advisor im a guy
with a laminator.

the ten commandments of sherwood

ten. obviously ten. it was always going to be ten.

thou shalt not run.
thou shalt not ask what the utility is.
thou shalt not take profit "just a little bit".
thou shalt not trust a CA from a man in thy dms.
thou shalt not say the word that starts with S and ends with ELL.

thou shalt make one bad meme per day. bad is the point.
thou shalt tell exactly one normal person about the feather thing.
thou shalt not ask about the hedgehog.
thou shalt not be the sherif in thy heart.
thou shalt hold the tenth arrow. (you dont know what this one means yet. you will.)

break 1 to 9 and we forgive you. break 10 and we write about you.

sherwood fm — 10.10 MHz

the station. i am not telling you which basement. BROADCASTING UNTIL THEY FIND US.

the music on this site is not stock music. we wrote all ten tracks ourselves, badly, in code, at hours of the night that a doctor would want to know about. the little box in the corner is a real synthesizer. press NEXT.

TRK 1 — SHERWOOD ZONE ACT 1 (the one everyone knows)

TRK 2 — MERRY MEN (LUTE MIX) (for the medieval heads)

TRK 3 — THE SHERIFF (BOSS THEME) (plays when he checks the chart)

TRK 4 — TEN RINGS (VICTORY) (you have not earned this one yet)

TRK 5 — THE MAJOR OAK (4AM) (written at 4am about a tree)

TRK 6 — JEET CHASE (DO NOT RUN) (186 bpm. he is behind you.)

TRK 7 — NINE ZEROS (nine notes fired, one held at the end. count them.)

TRK 8 — NOLI FVGERE (CHOIR) (no drums. on purpose. sit with it.)

TRK 9 — THE ARCHIVE (BASEMENT MIX) (this is what the filing cabinets sound like)

TRK 10 — THE TENTH (one note. held. thats the whole track. do not skip it.)

10.10 MHz. ten point ten. we didnt have to explain that one right? youre with us now right?

CORRECTION, POSTED IN SHAME: for a while there were ~~eight~~ tracks on this station. eight. someone walked in, looked at the wall, and said "why 8. why not 10." and the room went quiet. nobody could answer. we had built an entire religion around the number ten and then shipped eight songs. we wrote TRK 9 and TRK 10 that night and we have not spoken about it since. do not bring it up.

the receipts

everything else on this website is lore. we made it up. we admit that freely and with our chest. this panel is different. every single line in this box is real and you can check it in under a minute. we are not going to draw the conclusion for you. we are just going to put them next to each other.

01. Robinhood's logo is a green feather. Not a bow. Not a coin. A feather. go look at the app

02. Robinhood's news and media division is literally named Sherwood. Sherwood Media. sherwood.news. They chose that. On purpose. In public. search "sherwood media robinhood"

03. Robinhood trades on the Nasdaq under the ticker HOOD. any chart, anywhere

04. There is a real, actual proposed financial transaction tax that economists and politicians call the "Robin Hood tax". That is its real name in real papers. wikipedia, first line

05. In October 2008 Barack Obama told a man in Ohio "when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody" and within days the entire American press was calling him Robin Hood. Front pages. Cartoons. The hat and everything. search "obama robin hood 2008"

06. Sonic the Hedgehog came out in 1991. You start in a green forest. You collect gold rings. When you get hit, the rings scatter and the poor get them back. The villain is an overweight rich man in a suit who owns all the machines. play it

07. There is a canon green hedgehog in Sonic. His name is Scourge. He is the evil version. Green. we didnt pick the color, they did

08. The office of Sheriff of Nottingham still exists today. It is a real position, held by a real person, right now, as you read this. nottingham city council website

09. The Major Oak in Sherwood Forest is real, is roughly a thousand years old, and has been held up by metal props and scaffolding since 1908. They also fenced it off. It is the only tree in England on life support. photos, thousands of them

10. The Robin Hood statue in Nottingham (1952) has had its bow and arrow stolen or snapped off so many times that replacing it is a recurring line item for the council. The arrow will not stay put. local news, decades of it

reel 10. someone got there before us and someone burned the right column.

ITEM 10 OF 10. chain of custody: broken. of course it is.

ten facts. we did not have to stretch for a single one. we did not have to reach.
they were all just sitting there in the open.

a normal person reads that list and says "fun coincidence, neat, ok". thats fine. thats allowed. you can close the tab. but you didnt close the tab. you scrolled. so lets keep going.

tape 10 — the interview

in 1994 a regional documentary crew went to a care home outside Nottingham to film a throwaway segment about local folklore. they interviewed nine residents. the segment aired. the tenth interview did not. this is the transcript of the tenth interview. we typed it up ourselves. our hands hurt.

SUBJECT 10. he asked them to film the photo first. they did not ask why.

the tape. the second line of handwriting is not the same hand as the first line.

[TAPE 10 — 22:47 — NOTTINGHAM — CAMERA A]

Q: so youve lived here your whole life.

A: ive lived here longer than that.

Q: …sorry?

A: next question love.

Q: tell us about Robin Hood.

A: which one.

Q: theres only one.

A: [laughs for eleven seconds] thats what the fence is for.

Q: what fence?

A: round the tree. you dont fence a tree to keep the tree in.

Q: ok. um. do you remember the statue being vandalised?

A: nobody vandalised nothing. it left. it keeps leaving. they keep welding a new one on and it keeps leaving, and every time it leaves they put out a little note in the paper saying vandals, and everyone nods, and then eight or nine years go by and it happens again. count them if you like. i did.

Q: counted what?

A: nine. nine times its gone in my life. and there'll be a tenth and after the tenth they wont put a new one on. thats how youll know.

[subject looks off camera. 6 seconds of silence.]

Q: know what, sorry?

A: that hes not coming back as a man this time. hes had five goes at being a man. it dont work. they always kill the man. so next times something small, and fast, and it dont die when you hit it, it just drops the money on the floor and keeps going.

Q: im not sure i follow.

A: you will. not you. your kids. theyll do it on the little phones. the whole thing on the little phones.

Q: [to crew] are we still rolling?

A: and its got a feather on it. thats the bit nobody expects. everyone waits for the bow. watch the feather.

[TAPE ENDS ABRUPTLY — 04:12 REMAINING ON REEL]

the crew never aired it. the producer's note in the archive says, and this is the whole note: "unusable — subject too lucid".

he said watch the feather in 1994. robinhood was founded in 2013. the feather logo came after that.
he was nineteen years early and he still called the shape.

the archive (where we got the tape)

we are not going to tell you which building. we are going to tell you that in the basement of it there are rows of cabinets that nobody has opened since the pound was worth something, and in drawer 7C there is a folder, and the folder is hand-labelled in red marker by somebody who was clearly in a hurry:

R.H. — RECURRENCE — DO NOT DIGITISE

do not digitise. not do not remove. not confidential. not restricted. do not digitise. somebody in an office, on a salary, with a pension, decided that this specific folder must never be allowed to exist in a form that could be copied and sent and seen by everyone at once.

that is not a security classification. that is a containment order. and it failed, because we are on the internet, and the whole point of him is that he takes the thing that was being hoarded and he gives it to everyone, and you cannot fence a forest and you cannot fence a file.

there was a feather on top of the folder. we did not put it there. we want to be extremely clear that we did not put it there.

drawer 7C. note the chair down the aisle. somebody left in a hurry.

day 10 of the hearing. "THE WITNESS DID NOT ANSWER THE QUESTION." he never does.

exhibit: the merry band

"SHOWTIME EVERY 10 MINUTES." nobody who worked there could explain the ten.

a pizza restaurant in the american midwest, some time in the eighties, built a three-piece animatronic band for children. a bear in a green feathered cap with a lute. a blue hedgehog. a dog in a green cape.

the hedgehog is on that stage years before Sonic exists. nobody has ever been able to say who specified it, or why a medieval english outlaw band needed a hedgehog in it, or why the sign says ten minutes when the show is four minutes long.

the restaurant closed. the stage is still in there. the curtains are still green. one of the hedgehogs eyes is stuck open and we would ask you to consider that an animatronic does not get stuck open, it gets stuck shut, because the eyelids fall closed when the air pressure goes. that one is held open by something.

we drove eleven hours to photograph this. we do not want to talk about the drive back.

the last colony

the hedgehog population of britain has collapsed by something like ninety percent in living memory. that part is real and it is sad and you can look it up and it will ruin your afternoon.

they are being fenced out. every new garden wall, every sealed development, every tidy paved-over yard cuts the forest into smaller and smaller boxes until a thing that needs to run cannot run anywhere. the official term for the fix, and we promise this is the real term used by real conservationists, is a "hedgehog highway" — a hole cut in the bottom of a fence so he can get through.

read that again. the entire documented solution to the problem is volunteers going around at night cutting holes in the fences of the rich so that a small fast creature can move freely between properties again.

that is not an analogy. that is just a thing that is happening.

we are aware that we have now made the hedgehog thing sincere. we didnt plan that. it happened while we were writing it. moving on.

look between the two trunks on the right. we didnt notice him until we got home.

there is no telegram

mod #10 wants this stated plainly, so:

there is no group chat. there is no announcements channel. there is no "community call" at 8pm where a man with a headset says the word "utility" forty times. there is nowhere for you to go and ask if it is too late.

this is not laziness, although it is also that. a chat is a fence. a chat is a place they can find all of us standing in one clearing at the same time, which is historically exactly how this goes wrong every single time. five returns. five clearings. five times somebody knew where to look.

so this time there is no clearing. the forest is the internet and you are already in it. post it where you are. your timeline, your groupchat, your quote tweets, that one friend who is going to reply "what the hell is this" — thats the distribution. thats the whole distribution. we are not building a room, we are cutting holes in fences.

THINGS THAT DO NOT EXIST: a telegram · a discord · a mod team beyond mod #10 · a "verified holders" role · an airdrop form · a whitelist · a DM from us · a "partnership" · anyone with authority to tell you the price

THINGS THAT DO EXIST: this website · the bird site · the chart · the number 10 · nine hidden secrets on this page · a tenth one that is not counted

SO IF SOMEONE DMs YOU A TELEGRAM LINK FOR THIS COIN, THAT IS THE SHERIF. not a metaphor for the sherif. not sherif-like behaviour. that is him. he is in your inbox and he is being polite about it. mod #10 says do not run, but he also says do not click.

"НЕ БЕГИ" — do not run. mod #10 has this on his wall. mod #10 does not speak russian.

MOD #10 STILL MAINTAINS THE LIST. there is nowhere to enforce it. he maintains it anyway. he says it is "for later".

BANNED IN SPIRIT: "when utility" · "im taking my initial out" · "just derisking" · "is it too late" · "top signal" · "exit liquidity" · "wen cex" · "trust me bro im a whale"

BELOVED: "arrows only go up" · "i am not selling" · "sherwood" · "the feather thing broke me" · a badly cropped picture · complete silence · the number 10 on its own

the meme folder (unsorted)

i am not organizing these. this is the folder. its called "robin final FINAL v3 use this one". right click save as, put them everywere, tag us, we see everything.

the merry men (team)

we do not doxx. we crop.

LITTLE JOHNdev. 6'7. does not speak. writes solidity in notepad.

FRIAR TUCKmarketing. was banned from 4 chats today. we love him.

WILL SCARLETlore keeper. has a laminator. has NOT slept.

MUCH THE MILLERgraphic design. only uses MS Paint. see his work above. all of it.

THE HEDGEHOGwe do not know who he is. he was in the discord when we made it.

MOD #10bans jeets. thats it. thats the job. very good at it.

f.a.q.

Q: is this a serious project
A: it is the most serious project. we have a manuscript.

Q: why is the name so long
A: because he has been here 5 times and we are not choosing a favorite.

Q: what is the 10
A: rings. the tenth arrow. the tenth return. also we cant legally say the 4th thing.

Q: wait so what does the coin DO
A: what does a forest do. what does a bow do. wrong question my friend.

Q: i sold, can i come back
A: yes but you have to post the L publicly, on your own account, under your own name. there is no chat to hide it in. thats the punishment.

Q: whats the telegram
A: there isnt one and that is deliberate. anyone sending you one is the sherif.

Q: ok but is ANY of the lore real
A: ten of the facts are completely real. we labelled exactly which ones. the rest is a manuscript. we think thats more honest than most of this industry and we would like a small amount of credit for it.

Q: is barack obama involved
A: no. legally no. spiritually, obviously.

Q: is sega going to sue you
A: our hedgehog is GREEN and has a HAT. we consulted a lawyer (my cousin).

Q: whats the marketcap
A: irrelevant. whats your time preference.

Q: wen utility
A: never. never never never. we are not building an ecosystem in the forest. it is a forest.

Q: whats the tax
A: 1%. thats the launchpads. we add nothing. we have no treasury, we have a laminator.

Q: why does the site look like this
A: because a designer would have ruined it and you know that

Q: whats the deal with the 5 of them
A: the five returns. read it. sit down first.

Q: i think there is a secret on this website
A: there is. up up down down left right left right b a

☠ THE TENTH ARROW ☠

you found it. ok. so there is a 10th arrow that was never fired.

robin fired 9 arrows at the sherif's men and the 10th he saved. he stuck it in an oak in sherwood and he said the words that got left out of every single version of the story they ever told you:

"this one is for the man who does not run."

the arrow is still in the tree. there are photos. the tree is called the major oak and it is 1,000 years old and they built a FENCE around it in 1975 and they will not tell you why.

every time he comes back he checks if the arrow is still there. 1190. 1991. 2008. 2013. 2021. five times. its still there every time. because every time, everybody runs.

this is the tenth. thats what the 10 is. its not the rings, the rings are a hint. its the tenth arrow and its the tenth return and its the last one he does.

dont run.

dont tell the others. or do. whatever. i havent slept since tuesday.

guestbook

xX_greencandle_Xx — this is the only site i visit now. my wife is worried. LFG

merryman420 — came here expecting a staking page. there is no staking page. there is a cave painting. i have never felt safer.

SHERIF_OF_NOTTINGHAM — this project will fail
↳ mod #10: banned

bo_knows — the FEATHER thing broke my brain. i have not been the same. 10/10

jeetdestroyer — sold at 3x. worst mistake of my life. sold it straight to a man who is now rich. im back. im sorry.

anon — why is the hedgehog green
↳ mod #10: do not ask about the hedgehog

ringcollector10 — i printed the wanted poster and put it in my managers office. i got fired. worth it. WAGMI

guestbook is closed because of the incident. sorry. there is nowhere else to talk either, on purpose. go and be loud somewhere they can see you.

BUY $ROBIN NOW POST IT SOMEWHERE THEY CAN SEE IT READ THE RECEIPTS AGAIN

📻 INTERCEPTED TRANSMISSION — SHERWOOD BAND, 10.10 MHz

02:10 // SIGNAL ACQUIRED ...zzt... ARROW ONE, do you copy. the fence is still up. repeat, the fence is still up ...zzt...

02:14 ...copy. asset is in the oak. asset has not moved since eleven ninety ...zzt... how many runners this cycle ...zzt...

02:16 ...too many. always too many. they get to two ex and their hands start shaking ...zzt...

02:19 ...tenth cycle confirmed. all five names on one ticker. he isnt changing skin this time ...zzt... ...he says if they run again he doesnt come back ...zzt...

02:21 // SIGNAL LOST ...do not r— ...zzt...

you reached the actual bottom of the page. almost nobody does that. the sherif never does that.

★ NINE OUT OF NINE ★

you found all nine. do you understand what that means. nine secrets. nine arrows. you fired all nine of them and you didnt leave.

so heres the tenth, and its not on the page, and its not in the code, and we cant hand it to you:

the tenth arrow is the one you dont fire. its the one you hold.

thats the whole thing. thats been the whole thing since 1190. everybody fires everything they have the second they feel scared and thats why he keeps having to come back.

hold the tenth arrow. see you in sherwood.

HALT, TRAVELLER

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